it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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