i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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