I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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