I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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