so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You need a sexual gate keeper
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My vagina is very pro this idea
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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