oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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