I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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