I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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