at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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