i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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