There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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