Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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