There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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