The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I could make wine with my vomit
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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