god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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