mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
