My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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