So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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