So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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