Sponge bath it is.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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