I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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