Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Randomize
