he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
You left your phone here
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