I have demons in me.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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