yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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