Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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