We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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