I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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