so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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