the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Randomize
