the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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