PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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