Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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