I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
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