If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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