Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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