Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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