I have demons in me.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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