Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think your dad took our porno
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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