I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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