Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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