yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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