The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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