I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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