Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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