I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
