I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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