butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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