We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Randomize
