so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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