wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
you never un-have a 4some
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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