As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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