Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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