Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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