At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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